Archive - The Hairy Eyeball

Going viral (in a non-internet way)

What exactly is wrong with me: an onging mystery

Jul 8 •

Cafe society, where art thou?

I tried out a new coffee shop. It was not my standard

Jul 2 •

May 2025

Lisbon, my part in its downfall

Gentrification is incoming and I don't like it

May 26 •

Clutter and great intentions

The internet has discovered and endorsed my decorating style, although they forgot to add frogs

May 6 •

April 2025

Here come the curls

I bought a new hair thingy. The results were not pretty.

Apr 22 •

How to party like you are actually 99

Forget the guestlist, who cares about the catering. I need to know how I'm getting home

Apr 7 •

March 2025

Glasgow's astonishing theatre is almost ready to reopen and I canny wait

Mar 17 •

February 2025

Cardigans and why they belong in the recycling bin of history

Fashion wants to make bulky knitwear great again. What a terrible idea

Feb 17 •

Punk rock, but through varifocals

I have revisited my youth and bought the postcards

Feb 5 •

January 2025

Teaching the leader of the opposition a lesson

Is Kemi Badenoch actually right about something? Sort of

Jan 24 •

Reducing consumption is all very well but I need lampshade reducer rings

Jan 14 •

December 2024

Welcome toZurich, home of excellent trams, unexpected performance art and boiling cheese

I went on my first press trip in a decade. It was a blast

Dec 19, 2024 •

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